I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Yogi Berra Quotes

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the...

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the...

Economics is a subject profoundly conducive to cliche, resonant with boredom. On few topics is...

Economics is a subject profoundly conducive to cliche, resonant with boredom. On few topics is...

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so...

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so...