So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.