So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra Quotes
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
I never said most of the things I said.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
We have deep depth.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
It gets late early out there.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...
Old age has the last word: the purely naturalistic look at life, however enthusiastically it...