It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

I've never timed myself over 100m, but I have done a test over shorter distances,...

I've never timed myself over 100m, but I have done a test over shorter distances,...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...