It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
Quote by Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I never said most of the things I said.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
You can't think and hit at the same time
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...
It gets late early out there.
It ain't over till it's over.
Never answer an anonymous letter
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.