I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.