I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.