I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Wishes Quotes

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.