All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...