All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Yogi Berra Quotes

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.