Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Yogi Berra Quotes

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness...

It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness...

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.