Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these...

Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these...

When any one State in the American Union refuses obedience to the Confederation by which...

When any one State in the American Union refuses obedience to the Confederation by which...

Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree

Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree