Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Yogi Berra Quotes

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.