Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.