Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.

Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...