Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra Quotes
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Never answer an anonymous letter
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
You can't think and hit at the same time
The way a man's mind runs is the way he is sure to go.
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it the superficial appearance of...