Drink Water, Put the Money in your Pocket, and leave the Dry-bellyach in the Punchbowl.
Quote by Benjamin Franklin
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not...
Sloth and Silence are a Fool's Virtues
In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
One today is worth two tomorrows.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
Do not fear mistakes. You will know failure. Continue to reach out.
Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting,...
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...
Excess in all other Things whatever, as well as in Meat and Drink, is also...
Well done is better than well said.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be...
Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there...
The best of all medicines is resting and fasting
He that won't be counseled can't be helped.
A small leak can sink a great ship.
Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.