What do I eat an hors d'oeuvre for? Because I have a drink, and then I have to have blotting paper in my tummy.

Quote by Constantine Stackelberg

Topics: Drink Quotes

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

And when it was day, certain of the Jews banded together, and bound themselves under...

And when it was day, certain of the Jews banded together, and bound themselves under...

You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within...

You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within...

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

As he brews, so shall he drink.

As he brews, so shall he drink.

And the king of Israel said unto Elisha, when he saw them, My father, shall...

And the king of Israel said unto Elisha, when he saw them, My father, shall...

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the...

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were...

Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were...

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, and to drink...

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, and to drink...

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

What people don't realize is that intimacy has its conventions as well as ordinary social...

What people don't realize is that intimacy has its conventions as well as ordinary social...

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This...

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This...

Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit,...

Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit,...

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of...

And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of...

Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat,...

Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat,...

And they removed from Alush, and encamped at Rephidim, where was no water for the...

And they removed from Alush, and encamped at Rephidim, where was no water for the...