Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

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I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network...

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network...

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to...

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to...