Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

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I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.