Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....