Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.