Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Quote by Rob Corddry
Rob Corddry Quotes
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
I have to stay true to myself.
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...
I want to manufacture a feud.
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
Wow. I am really pretentious.
I just want to do cool stuff.
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....