Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

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I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.