Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
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Rob Corddry Quotes
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...
I have to stay true to myself.
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
I want to manufacture a feud.
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Wow. I am really pretentious.
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...
I just want to do cool stuff.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.