Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

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I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.