Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal...
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not...
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and...
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Property is organized robbery.
The harder I work the more I live.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting...
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less...
Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.
I have not wasted my life trifling with literary fools in taverns, as Johnson did,...
No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official....
And on the sixth day eight bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...
We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart.