Quotes by GKChesterton

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

#Funny, #Sex

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

#Funny, #Wisdom

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

#Funny, #Money

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

#Drink, #Funny

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells...

#Books, #Funny