Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Quote by Bill Cosby

Topics: Funny Quotes, Parents Quotes

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...