“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.Quote by Steve MartinTopics: Quotes about Steve MartinShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...#Hilarious, #Love
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...#Steve Martin
