Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Quote by Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Well, excuuuuuse me!
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...
The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
I am fifty-two years of age. I am a bishop in the Anglican Church, and...
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry