I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...

Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from...

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from...

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved