“Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.Quote by Steve MartinTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about HollywoodShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...#Hilarious, #Love
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...#Dieting, #Drinking, #Funny
