Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.
Quote by George Best
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...
I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have...
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I...