Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.

Quote by George Best

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have...

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have...

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I...

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I...