You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Quote by Archie Bunker
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.
Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up?...
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...
Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.