Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

Topics: Ghetto Quotes, Humor Quotes

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama...

Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama...

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...

ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...

The phrase 'unconscious humor' is the one contribution I have made to the current literature...

The phrase 'unconscious humor' is the one contribution I have made to the current literature...

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.

$Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.$

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom....

I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom....

It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)

It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour...

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour...

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true...

Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole...

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole...