Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Quote by Robert A Heinlein
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier...
Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?
To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy...
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and...
Anyone who clings to the historically untrue -- and -- thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence...
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed...
Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for...
Never insult anyone by accident.
By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good...
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects,...
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an...