Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here?…

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Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

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You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

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I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

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Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

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We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

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Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

If we consider that all we deal with represents constantly changing sub-microscopic, interrelated processes which...

If we consider that all we deal with represents constantly changing sub-microscopic, interrelated processes which...

If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.

If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.