Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not joking just do it. I'm just sowing seeds, one day they may take root.

Quote by Bill Hicks

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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

E'en her fair hand, which might bid heat return To Frozen age, and make old...

E'en her fair hand, which might bid heat return To Frozen age, and make old...

Yea, whereto might the strength of their hands profit me, in whom old age was...

Yea, whereto might the strength of their hands profit me, in whom old age was...

In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I...

In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I...