Nazis are for the New Age concern

Quote by Bill Hicks

Topics: Humour Quotes

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life...

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...