Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

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She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...