If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

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She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!