Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

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Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!