Quotes by Zapp Brannigan

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

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That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

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I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

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Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

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Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

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Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

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You disgust me....go on

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If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

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Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

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I have a very...sexy...problem...

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Fly the white flag of war.

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You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

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