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Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...