She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

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The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.