She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

Topics: Zapp Brannigan Quotes

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...