A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we dont stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!

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Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on