Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

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You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...