I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

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If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...