I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

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That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!