I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

Topics: Zapp Brannigan Quotes

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.