Quotes by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

#Funny

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

#Family

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...

#Success

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

#History

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

#Hollywood

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

#Hollywood

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

#Hollywood

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

#Laughter

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

#Laughter