You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...
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Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...