I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Quote by Fred Allen

Topics: Being Annoyed Quotes

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

Our homeland is the whole world. Our law is liberty. We have but one thought,...

Our homeland is the whole world. Our law is liberty. We have but one thought,...

In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics...

In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics...

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect