I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Quote by Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

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All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

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Television is the triumph of machine over people.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't...