I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Quote by Fred Allen

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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

During Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, I knitted a scarf from Hollywood to Malibu.

During Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, I knitted a scarf from Hollywood to Malibu.

I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to...

I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to...