A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

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Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...