Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

You haven't lost anything when you know were it is. Death can hide but not...

You haven't lost anything when you know were it is. Death can hide but not...