Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...