A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happiness Quotes

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

There are several things I think I would have done if I had the chance...

There are several things I think I would have done if I had the chance...

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

I'm gonna live till I die.

I'm gonna live till I die.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has...

Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has...

Orange is the happiest color.

Orange is the happiest color.

....A simple I love you means more than money....

....A simple I love you means more than money....

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

The best revenge is massive success.

The best revenge is massive success.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing...

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing...

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood...

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood...

For their mother hath played the harlot: she that conceived them hath done shamefully: for...

For their mother hath played the harlot: she that conceived them hath done shamefully: for...