A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happiness Quotes

There are several things I think I would have done if I had the chance...

There are several things I think I would have done if I had the chance...

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,...

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

I'm gonna live till I die.

I'm gonna live till I die.

Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has...

Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has...

Don't get even, get mad.

Don't get even, get mad.

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

All day long, they lie in the sun, and when the sun goes down, they...

All day long, they lie in the sun, and when the sun goes down, they...

A man only appreciates happiness when he gets married, but by then it is too...

A man only appreciates happiness when he gets married, but by then it is too...

I am a thing of beauty.

I am a thing of beauty.

Orange is the happiest color.

Orange is the happiest color.

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

I am a thing of beauty.

I am a thing of beauty.

...A simple I love you means more than money.

...A simple I love you means more than money.

An old man loved is winter with flowers

An old man loved is winter with flowers

My life revolves around love.

My life revolves around love.

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other.

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other.

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life. I know you'll be a sun in...

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life. I know you'll be a sun in...