A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply...

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply...

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is...

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is...

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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time;...

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off...

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

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Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to...

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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's...

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Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red...

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out...

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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found...

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a...

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.