The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.#Dennis Miller
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.#Dennis Miller
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was...#Dennis Miller
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to...#Dennis Miller
Just put down 9-11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves...#Dennis Miller
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time;...#Dennis Miller
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't...#Dennis Miller
