A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Quote by Earl Wilson

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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...