If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Quote by Earl Wilson

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Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities...

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities...