When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

You can't lose what you never had you can't keep what's not yours and you...

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You can't lose what you never had you can't keep what's not yours and you...

True love doesnâ€™t mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes.

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True love doesnâ€™t mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes.

Some people aren't meant to be in our lives forever. Some are just passing through...

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Some people aren't meant to be in our lives forever. Some are just passing through...

The heart was made to be broken

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The heart was made to be broken

Infidelity does not come from a lack of love it comes from a lack of...

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Infidelity does not come from a lack of love it comes from a lack of...

I will always be there when I need you

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I will always be there when I need you

Too young, too dumb to realize That I should've bought you flowers And held your...

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Too young, too dumb to realize That I should've bought you flowers And held your...

Relationships are like broken glasses. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than hurt yourself...

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Relationships are like broken glasses. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than hurt yourself...

I miss you I miss your warm eyes the way you listen and care I...

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I miss you I miss your warm eyes the way you listen and care I...

Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you're happy without him

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Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you're happy without him

A lot of girls fall in love with the wrong guys,simply because the wrong guys...

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A lot of girls fall in love with the wrong guys,simply because the wrong guys...

I left because you never asked me to stay

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I left because you never asked me to stay

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.

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Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.

Never regret something that once made you smile.

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Never regret something that once made you smile.