When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...

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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...

Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone...

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Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone...

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

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I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

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Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

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Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up that we often forget that they...

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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up that we often forget that they...

Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...