If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

Topics: Broken Relationships Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Sex Picture Quotes, Smile Picture Quotes

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

All you can do is be brave enough to get out there. You fought. You...

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All you can do is be brave enough to get out there. You fought. You...

We cannot bear connection. That is our malady. We must break away and be isolate....

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We cannot bear connection. That is our malady. We must break away and be isolate....

We should love not fall in love because everything that falls gets broken

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We should love not fall in love because everything that falls gets broken

Respect people's relationships. There's so many other fish in the sea, so why mess with...

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Respect people's relationships. There's so many other fish in the sea, so why mess with...

Some people are meant to fall in love with each other...but not meant to be...

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Some people are meant to fall in love with each other...but not meant to be...

Don't you hate that? Like bad guys, you're like I just want to get over...

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Don't you hate that? Like bad guys, you're like I just want to get over...

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed

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When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

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If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

You will never find the right person if you never let go of the wrong...

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You will never find the right person if you never let go of the wrong...

Come on beautiful pick yourself up and dry your eyes everything will be okay

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Come on beautiful pick yourself up and dry your eyes everything will be okay

A relationship that started with a lie will end with one.

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A relationship that started with a lie will end with one.

We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

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We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...