Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Picture Quote by Ashleigh Brilliant

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Lies Picture Quotes, Truth Picture Quotes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it...

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He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it...

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

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There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.