Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

Topics: Boring Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Normal Picture Quotes, Pretending Picture Quotes, Self Picture Quotes

It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

A life lived in love will never be dull.

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A life lived in love will never be dull.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong...

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Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong...

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than be loved for who I'm not

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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than be loved for who I'm not