Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

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A life lived in love will never be dull.

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A life lived in love will never be dull.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

The worst part about it all, is that I have to go back there tomorrow...

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The worst part about it all, is that I have to go back there tomorrow...

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself