Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

A life lived in love will never be dull.

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A life lived in love will never be dull.

It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

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It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

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Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong...

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Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong...

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself