Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to being me

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

A life lived in love will never be dull.

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A life lived in love will never be dull.

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

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Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong...

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Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong...

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.