'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Picture Quote by George Carlin

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...

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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

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Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

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Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

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Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

If life was easy. Where would all the adventures be?

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If life was easy. Where would all the adventures be?

A relationship works best when both people believe they have got better than they deserve.

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A relationship works best when both people believe they have got better than they deserve.

Best relationships: Talk like best friends, Argue like husband and wife, Protect each other like...

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Best relationships: Talk like best friends, Argue like husband and wife, Protect each other like...

No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious

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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious

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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never...

If atheism is a faith, then not playing chess is a hobby

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If atheism is a faith, then not playing chess is a hobby

Even the prettiest flower will die one day. It's nature's way of teaching us that...

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Even the prettiest flower will die one day. It's nature's way of teaching us that...