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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...

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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

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Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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“Begin at the beginning,

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...