Picture quotes about Funny

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.— Click to enlarge —Find what you love and let it kill you.— Click to enlarge —Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...— Click to enlarge —A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.— Click to enlarge —Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...— Click to enlarge —Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...— Click to enlarge —Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...— Click to enlarge —The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.— Click to enlarge —I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....— Click to enlarge —Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...— Click to enlarge —Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...— Click to enlarge —Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...— Click to enlarge —