Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

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Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Relationships fail because people take their own insecurities and try and twist them into their...

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Relationships fail because people take their own insecurities and try and twist them into their...

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but looking outward together in the...

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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but looking outward together in the...

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

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