Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

If you told the person you love how you feel and there's no response, understand...

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If you told the person you love how you feel and there's no response, understand...

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely

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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...